![]() The bartender looks at the man and says, "What'll ya have?" The man says, "Gimme a beer." The ostrich says, "I'll have one too." The cat says, "I want two beers, but I'm only gonna pay half price." The bartender serves up four beers, and tells the man, "that'll be $12.67." The man reaches in his pocket and without even looking sets exact change down on the bar.Īfter they finish their beers, the bartender asks, "anything else?" The man says, "Gimme a shot of bourbon." The ostrich says, "I'll have one too." The cat says, "I want a double bourbon, but I'm only gonna pay half price." The bartender serves them and says, "That's $14.03." The man reaches into his pocket and without even looking again sets exact change on the bar.Īfter that round, the bartender says, "What else will ya have?" The man says, "I need a Jack and Coke." The ostrich says, "Me too!" The cat says, "I want two Jack and Cokes, and I'm only paying." "Don't worry about it." the man answered.Īll three sit down at the bar. ![]() "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. ![]() "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.Īfter the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. The octopus looks at them and fumbles with them.Ĭouple more minutes and he’s still struggling and there’s no sound coming out.Ĭouple more minutes and still nothing so the Scotsman says “Oh, so can you not play it then?”Īnd the octopus says “Play it? I’m gonna f*ck her when I get her pyjamas off”Ī man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The octopus sits down and plays it like never before – Better than Jerry Lee Lewis and Elton John.įinally, a Scotsman says “Alright, let’s see ya play this then” and hands him a set of bagpipes. The Irishman says “Okay, how about this?” and shows him to the piano. The octopus plays it better than Jimi Hendrix, better than Chuck Berry, better than anyone and hands him back the guitar. He walks up and says “I’m the best musician in the world. **WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SHIPPING DELAYS.An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman. Please check us out on Facebook for current information. Sorry but we are unable to ship orchids out of the US due to CITES endangered species regulations. Come visit the nursery, we have way more items than we can ever list over the internet and many items we just can not ship economically. After plants are picked up or shipped, Tropical World is not responsible for damage in transit such as heat exposure, freezing, delay or mishandling of plants by the transportation company.Ĭheck out our blog section and don't be afraid to call or email us with any questions or concerns. With years of experience it is best to just wait as it is disappointing for shipments to arrive dead, or damaged. Shipments sent against our judgement will not be insured by our insurance offering. If you ordered on ebay, please register as a customers with your direct email for notification of shipment being made. We try to send advance notice, but always email a tracking number. ![]() and heat in summer We will hold your shipment until temps in your area are above 40 degrees at night for at least 4 nights in a row, and day time temps are below 94 degrees. W e are unable to ship tropical plants to northern states during most of the winter. Free Shipping Items with other purchase.Books That Don't Belong in a Garden Center.
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